burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society




juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: hughsdancies)









pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

lizclimo:

impressive 









rotten-envy:

not all those who wander are lost ☮

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub)





empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.